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— My cat pissed by Jake’s door today

thenickarmstrong

See how your boyfriend just dodged a major conflict?  See I wanna get lucky tonight but… on second thought hate sex could have been kind of awesome

I’m wildly impressed with your conflict dodging abilities, boyfriend. We could have fake hate sex—or I could just put on the catsuit.

— Well I suppose that answers the ‘how can this day get better’ question

melissa—-glaser:Blow it off if you can’t sort it out right now, have some fun go shopping…not that there is much to do in this town but you know once you relax things might get better. 

I’ll keep that in mind. 

(Source: hollowpointarchangel)

— Well I suppose that answers the ‘how can this day get better’ question

the-jakearmstrong:Think this would be an appropriate end to the conversation, at least this part anyway.

Don’t tell me you actually think we have more to talk about.

(Source: hollowpointarchangel)

— Well I suppose that answers the ‘how can this day get better’ question

the-jakearmstrong:

It’s not a goddamn act. If you screw him up, I’ll find my old knife and show you exactly how Eben met his end.

Your throat would be wide open before you had a chance to draw the blade. 

(Source: hollowpointarchangel)

— My cat pissed by Jake’s door today

thenickarmstrong:

Alright, I get it, well not completely but I get it enough to see how much you wanna hold on to it so alright, it’s not up for discussion. 

You’re right, I don’t think you get it, but that’s okay. I promise if a time comes when it becomes an issue down the road—and I mean far down the road—it can be discussed. But not now. 

— Well I suppose that answers the ‘how can this day get better’ question

melissa—-glaser:

Probably as great as your day better by just a fraction, what’s got your day going so bad?

 

Just—a few things happening at the same time. Nothing I can’t handle but it is definitely not making for a great day. 

(Source: hollowpointarchangel)

— Well I suppose that answers the ‘how can this day get better’ question

the-jakearmstrong:

Look, just do one thing for me, huh? I don’t care if you wanna kill me, I know it’s only gonna take a spark. Just don’t hurt Nick?

Oh no, we are not having the discussion about what I do or do not do with your brother. That doesn’t concern you. So take the worried brother act somewhere else. 

(Source: hollowpointarchangel)

— My cat pissed by Jake’s door today

thenickarmstrong:

 Yeah?

You need to understand that doesn’t change what I am—or who I am. Me not being a witch hunter isn’t something that’s up for discussion. Not for a very long time. 

— Well I suppose that answers the ‘how can this day get better’ question

the-jakearmstrong:

There was always hope for the cruid thing though.

You always were an idealist Jake. 

(Source: hollowpointarchangel)

— Well I suppose that answers the ‘how can this day get better’ question

melissa—-glaser:

So your day got tons worse i take it

Tons might be a little dramatic but it certainly isn’t improving. How are you?

(Source: hollowpointarchangel)

— Well I suppose that answers the ‘how can this day get better’ question

the-jakearmstrong:

Bloodstains on your favourite knife? Lose my cruid?

Oh Jake, you know I don’t have a favorite knife. 

(Source: hollowpointarchangel)

— Well I suppose that answers the ‘how can this day get better’ question

posted: 1 year ago (19 notes)

— My cat pissed by Jake’s door today

thenickarmstrong:

What happens when you wanna get married? Start a family?  You don’t want that stuff?

I didn’t until very recently.